May 2013
tumblr is doing little to distract me from how distressing this weekend has been
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i never understood what made your lips on my neck such an intimate affair until your teeth grazed my pulse and i realized you could tear open my throat and make me bleed out in your arms but instead you chose to kiss
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http://playchemy.com/games/7 →
eccothedolphin:
The Big Blue prototype - Go here to play it!
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pyrobe:
A Sega video game series about a time-travelling bottlenose dolphin who fights space aliens. His friends include a pteranodon, a telepathic strand of DNA, and flying dolphins from ten million years in the future. Or, if you ask some people, a telepathic crystal and various alternate future dolphins. The games were developed by the Hungarian studio Novotrade International, later known as...
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jenthesoprano:
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
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Mpreg Sniper and Mpreg Medic are both of the...
cutiescootybooty:
“
I don’t know, and I don’t vant to sink about zat. *reaches for his hand*
fahk ve are farzer apart zen I sought
-Mpregmedic “
And a thousand words
One thousand confessions
Will cradle you
Making all of the pain you feel seem far away
They’ll hold you forever
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birds-bones:
Hey! Did you know:
sex is okay
so is masturbation
watching porn won’t make you impure
one night stands are okay too
having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
sex with the same gender is alright
not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
your body your choice no matter your gender
shaming other people for who they...
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coolgirlfriend:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
my friend burns it off with a lighter
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sherbot:
theboywhofangirled:
TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT
YOU LITTLE SHIT
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maydaykoigo:
curiouslyhigh:
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tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
I am staring at a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter by the...
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have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
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pippa6100:
I can believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
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ishimondoh:
life is like a basketball it has its ups and its downs and its controlled by people who are taller than you
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omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
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vanillish:
underneathesestairs:
So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
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